BREAKING: Cheney's heart? (Updated w/link)
Sat Jul 28, 2007 at 09:55:34 AM PDT
This just appeared on CNN:

Developing Story: Vice President Dick Cheney leaves hospital after having elective surgery, replacing the implanted device that monitors his heartbeat.
Maybe it's just time to lay the groundwork for putting a new VP in place before the 2008 elections.
Bush seems to go out of his way to say FU to America and the world, so I'm saying it'll be newly appointed VP Jeb running for prez in 2008.
UPDATE:
The New York Times now has it from the AP: Cheney Receives New Battery for Heart Monitor
BREAKING: Peloton One gets 11th hour sponsors
Wed Aug 17, 2005 at 04:22:08 PM PDT
CRAWFORD, Texas (BD) - In an 11th hour attempt to pick up corporate sponsorship for "Peloton One" President Bush postponed his nap and threw a tantrum until Uncle Dicky made some calls.
Bush desperately wanted to impress Lance Armstrong on Saturday's ride. "I need to show him who Biker Numero One is."
Cheney tapped the top 25 Republican party donors with consumer brands. "The response was so good, we're thinking of adding some addtional logos on Airforce One...they'd be smaller than the Halliburton logo naturally," Mr. Cheney remarked.
"It was tighter than a Texas tick on a bull's scrotum on the Fourth of July," George remarked, "but we got 'er done before it was time for my milk and cookies."
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codePINK and other goin' to TX road songs
Fri Aug 12, 2005 at 12:31:07 PM PDT
Back in 2004, before election time
Sea Lion Records put together a free CD compilation of Anti-Bush, Anti-War song.
I think they'd make a great Travelin' to Texas road tunes CD.
You can listen to them online as RealAudio files, or download the mp3 files.
SEA LION RECORDS'CD COMPILATION ELECTION DAY USA
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Important Bush relative: "Shameful bungling" of war
Thu Jun 23, 2005 at 05:18:26 AM PDT
Which Bush is this about?
He enthusiastically charged the [-----] administration with "shameful bungling," saying that American soldiers were dying in [-----] because of the President's "policy of no policy that got us into an unnecessary bloody and costly war in the [-----]." He personally savaged the President for leaving the United States "defenseless," and said, "None of us should shirk in the slightest way the terrible responsibility of helping provide whatever is necessary to maintain and support American troops."
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World burns as lizards toss pies.
Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 10:02:25 AM PDT
Quick! Truck coming! Step on the gas or brake?
Our primal instincts, our "lizard brain" can save our life but it can also ruin our world.
The lizard helps us deal with things which are dangerous to our existence and need immediate attention, a good thing. The lizard part is said to be ten times faster at reacting than our mammalian part. Handy when a big truck is about to mow us down, but maybe not so good for posting to a blog.
You've made it this far, you may as well continue...
Rummy's Commandos at Inauguration - codename Power Geyser
Sun Jan 23, 2005 at 04:18:24 PM PDT
Go easy on me...this is my first diary...
Today, in the NYT, Eric Schmitt reported Rummy's special forces are already in operation and were at the inaguration:
Commandos Get Duty on U.S. Soil
WASHINGTON, Jan. 22 - Somewhere in the shadows of the White House and the Capitol this week, a small group of super-secret commandos stood ready with state-of-the-art weaponry to swing into action to protect the presidency, a task that has never been fully revealed before.
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