Let's play political metaphors!

Let's frame and run!

I think Hillary Clinton is Yoda because:

1.  Rush Limbaugh feels she is a dwarf, especially when compared to big strong manly men, and only sluts will vote for her.  Nutty sluts at that.  Single nutty sluts.  Watch out for them.  Yikes.

2.  Constantly speaks transposed verbs with does she.

3.  She sometimes wears pantsuits, a sure sign of Yoda-hood.

4.  She is actually short and green with funny ears but the rightwing conspiracy has prevented them from being shown on the media whore media because Karl "Miss Piggy" Rove is so afraid of her being seen as a wisdom figure in any respect.

    ZARQAWI SACKED FOR "MISTAKES"

    "Iraq's resistance has replaced Abu Musab al-Zarqawi as political head of the rebels, the son of Osama bin Laden's mentor has said in Jordan. . . .

'Zarqawi's role has been limited to military action. Zarqawi bowed to the orders two weeks ago and was replaced by Iraqi national Abdullah bin Rashed al-Baghdadi.'"

Isn't it inspiring to know that some incompetent people actually get fired for having been incompetent?

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