Hillary's elite funders have given Obama less then $20k. Maybe Hillary's heart isn't in it.

That's non edgy, easy comedy but Rosemary is brilliant. I still expect it to piss some people off.

Any wiggle room on Maliki's statement supporting Obama's Iraq withdrawl plans? Sure, because when you're fucked it's kitchen sink time!

What better way to fight the right than with entertaining satire? This humorous little video is something I created in order to parody John McCain's new campaign ad called "Love". Gosh, that John McCain sure does talk about the 1960s quite a bit and his ad (which I've included after the jump) is exhibit A! So, I made my video like that but with a couple of comedic twists of my own. It's a video diary -- call it a Vidiary, if you will.

Also, McCain is a liar.

John McCain's economic adviser Phil Gramm has shown the same sort of misguided judgment as we've seen from the Bush administration for the last eight. In this humorous piece I've produced, I ironically compare Gramm and McCain to late night self help hucksters. Please enjoy this piece of satire but also make sure to take real action against this sort of rhetoric. Every comment you leave on my YouTube page helps fight the GOP hate lie machine.

Also, Republicans suck balls.

In a ballsy move, a direct statement from the pair at the heart of two of today's biggest controversies.

Barack Obama : is he opposed to war (as he was in 2007) or against the war (as he says he is now) or ending the war (as he will be in 2009). For someone is supposed to be able to talk good, he sure seems to be prone to editing.

This is an old video I made early in the primary....but James Dobson reminded me of it today by attacking Barack Obama and everyone else who doesn't just agree with James Dobson. Enjoy.

Maybe I should edit / update it or something. Aside from the very beginning it's all very current, really. And no, I'm not trying to sound like a Sheen. That's just how my voice comes out.

HOLLAND, MICHIGAN -- Speaking to a packed auditorium presumptive Democratic Party nominee Barack Obama announced that he intends to nominate Illinois Senator Barack Obama as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Candidate Obama praised Senator Obama's judgment, energy and commitment to change in announcing what he called 'the dream ticket that's such you a dream that you keep hitting the snooze button just to keep on dreaming it.'

President George W. Bush and Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain were legally married in a small ceremony at the apartment of 'a close friend' in West Hollywood, California late Tuesday night. The wedding came on the heels of California becoming the second U.S. state to legalize same sex unions. The ceremony was presided over by California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who wore his camouflage military outfit from the film "Predator" in order to 'not appear too fruity',  Schwarzenegger aide Julia Rodriguez stated.

A reportedly 'devastated' Senator Joe Lieberman could not be reached for comment.

When he introduced articles of impeachment against President George W. Bush last night on the floor of House of Representatives, Dennis Kucinich may have been many things - brave, idealistic, and thorough - but he was also wicked boring.

I'm talking to you, D-Man. Yes, you pointed out all the ways that the Bush administration has trampled on the constitution but where's the sizzle, Dennis? Where's the catch phrase? (Suggestion: "Impeach THIS!") Where were the Abu Ghraib Dancers? Couldn't you at least get your wife to sit in the background pretending to listen to you while sitting next to a shirtless Matthew McConaughey? (And really - is there any other kind of Matthew McConaughey?)

Hey, you lucky country, you! Just as the Iraq War revealed so much sad truth about President Bush, Hillary Clinton's campaign has revealed just how fortunate we all are that she won't be President.

After eight years of George W. Bush's tragic attempt to avenge his Father's failure in Iraq, the last thing America needs is another Grudge Presidency that's trying to rewrite history. Scientists have proven that the Hillary '08 campaign was run with the same level of crazy that you'd get if you gave Amy Winehouse nine hits of acid, tied her to a chair and made her watch Natural Born Killers on an endless loop while throwing slices of uncooked Oscar Meyer bologna on her at random intervels.. Even four years of Hillary Clinton could create a butterfly effect that leads to an obliterated Middle East, thirty-eight dollar a gallon gas and a federal ban on blow-jobs.

A little break from primary madness...here's an interview my son did with Tory Christman, an ex-Scientologist. I'm biased but why do I feel like my 15 year old is more fair and balanced then much of the MSM?

At a rally outside a medical supply discount store in Clearwater, Florida Democratic Presidential Wishful Hillary Clinton announced she would create a new federal agency called The Department Of Goalpost Relocation, whose specific task would be to keep track and re-configure the U.S. Government's justifications for doing whatever it wants to do.

I just happened to be right down the street with a camera and mic covering a movie premiere on Hollywood Blvd. when the YouTube sensation protest group Anonymous was a few hundred feet away.

I turned the camera on one of the spokesman and let the say whatever they wanted about the protests and Scientology.

On the campaign trail and discussing his statement that the U.S. will be out of Iraq by 2013, John McCain really said

"It's not a timetable; it's victory. It's victory, which I have always predicted. I didn't know when we were going to win World War II; I just knew we were going to win," McCain said.

(So far, all real...here comes the snark...wait for it...)

Luckily, we have found John McCain's diaries from the early part of his life.

August 29, 1936: My friends, I have been born. Here in the damp air of Panama, I punched my way out of Mother just a few short minutes ago. I sense trouble brewing all across Europe and Asia, however. Nothing America can't handle, though. Must go - boobs spotted at ten o'clock!

Speaking at a press conference outside a Denny's restaurant in Tukwila, Washington a visibly scheming McCain admitted he'd opposed most affirmative action proposals in the past but stated, "At this time in our great nation's history, it's time for new thinking and fresh ideas. My friends, we need to drop outdated policies about age, race, gender and embrace change as we move forward together. That's why today I'm proud to propose that in this November's election the people are allowed to vote to chose between three candidates. In the strongest terms in and in the great tradition of diversity that we share as Americans, I urge both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to stay in the race as Presidential nominees."

The gathered reporters stood in silence for a moment, cocked their heads slowly to one side, and then scribbled in their notebooks as McCain continued.

According to numbers just released from a unique Clinton campaign sponsored 'entrance poll', today's primary does not look promising for presumptuous Democratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

"West Virginia voters fit squarely with the Clinton demographic; hard working, white voters whose deep seated racism and superstition makes them believe the most outlandish and bizarre lies that they've heard", said Clinton spokesman HowardWolfson . He continued, "I don't want to generalize because there are some college students and unlucky, miserable smart people who are desperate to move to someplace - any place - better before their souls are ground down. Other than that, we're solid, though."

The Entrance Poll is given to voters as they enter the voting booth, unlike the more traditional Exit Poll which Wolfson says is given 'after it's too late'. The Clinton campaign says voters who give correct answers are allowed to vote and also given an assortment of Little Debbie snack cakes.

The mainstream media and political pundits have properly spanked Barack Obama's confusing Presidential Primary campaign. He simply hasn't closed the deal, appealed to white working class voters, shown us that he's a regular guy, or been sufficiently entertaining.  I'd like to join the chorus of literally dozens of voices that are now calling for Barack Obama to get out of the race and go back to doing whatever it was that he did before he hogged the spotlight from Hillary Clinton.

In the meantime, we can look back and imagine the campaign he could have run if he just knew more about politics.