Here's a drinking game for you if you don't want to get drunk:

Drink a shot every time Bush says "Katrina" or "New Orleans"
Drink a shot every time he says "Abramoff"
Drink a shot every time he says "deficit"
Drink two shots every time he says "corruption" or "corrupt"
Drink a shot every time he says "Rove"
Drink a shot every time he says "Plame"
Drink a shot every time he says "Tom Delay"
Drink a shot every time he says "Social Security"
Drink a shot every time he says "indict" or "indictment"
Drink a shot every time he says "wiretap" or "wiretapping"
Drink a fifth every time he says "impeach" or "impeachment"
Stick your finger down your throat every time he says "Alito"

Any more suggestions?