"Resolution opposing Satan's plan to destroy the U.S. by stealth invasion," is the title of a resolution just proposed by Utah County Republican Don Larsen.

I shit you not - checked for an April 1st date and all - it's real. In any other state Mr. Larsen would be ostracized by his peers and constituents, but not Utah. The Tribune has written a two paragraph article and none of the three television news stations or Fox will cover it.

I think the 50 state strategy will need to be ammended to the 49 states plus Puerto Rico and Northern Mariana Islands strategy.