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Nuclear reactors only come in ...
Two sizes: large and extra-large
The guy behind the counter told me that it was the best deal
... If you like cola and fries, but I don't want all of that sugary soda with my nuclear reactor
Tough ... everybody loves soft drinks and french fries, didn't you know? That's why they super-size their meals
Hmm ... super-sized meals always come with french fries. Could the French have something to do with extra-large reactors?
The French/German EPR nuclear reactor generates 1600 MWe -- definitely an "extra-large"
Babcock and Wilcox is not a French company, so that's why they are not marketing a super-size reactor
They probably prefer "freedom fries" anyway
That whole "freedom fries" thing was stupid and an embarrassment for the country
Nuclear reactors are like pizzas; they can come in multiple sizes: small, medium, and large. Pick the size that fits the application
If they are like pizzas, will the Italians soon be trying to market a design in the US?
If they do, I hope that it doesn't come with anchovies