Please excuse this profoundly geeky moment (geek variant: children's lit): Anne Coulter was on the tube tonight and I turned it off and my daughter asked why and I explained that I didn't want her to watch Coulter on the TV because she's one of the bad folks -- incredibly sinister.
And she asked why I disliked this person so much. And I said, well, she likes to say mean things with a big, joyless smile. And then I realized a profound truth and found just the way to explain it to my daughter:
Anne Coulter is the White Witch from Narnia. If the White Witch from Narnia had an adam's apple.
She has a cold heart. And with her comes the winter.