Evening, all.
From The Al Franken Show's Pirate Edition today (paraphrasing):
Man meets a pirate. Man asks the pirate how he got his wooden leg. "Arr...I was boardin' a British man-o-war and a cannonball took me leg clean off."
"Wow," says the man. "Well, how did you lose your hand?" Pirate replies: "Arr...it was severed by the cutlass of a scalawag with mutiny on his mind."
Finally the man asks, "Well, I notice you have a patch over your eye. What happened?" Pirate replies, "Arr...a pigeon shit in me eye."
Puzzled, the man inquired, "Really? Bird poop?"
Responded the pirate: "Aye...It happened on the day I got me new hook."
Have a good weekend. If you missed it this morning, here's your evening link to Cheers and Jeers, complete with a hearty grog recipe and brand new poll:
http://bill-in-portland-maine.dailykos.com/story/2004/7/23/10222/3062
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