Everywhere I turn, I hear that healthcare is going to be rationed! Bureaucrats are going to get between me and my doctor, and my choices are going to be taken away from me! So, I decided to find out for myself. After combing through hundreds of pages of complicated PDFs written in mind-numbing legal speak, I discovered that the rumors are TRUE! Incompetent bureaucrats with no medical training really ARE going to be the deciding factor in whether I receive the services my doctor recommends, and the ominously-named “Plan” really IS going to tell me which doctors I can and cannot see!
This is terrible, just TERRIBLE! Clearly this “Plan” must be stopped- and soon- before these evil paper-pushers send me and my family before some twisted death panel to decide whether I am worth the treatment they dole out. Don’t worry though- I have copied some of the most terrifying prospects from this hideous document so that you can be fairly warned about what is coming to you!
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