Media whores, clear your palettes and ready your doggy-bags: here we go again. The guy with eleven mansions and a private plane or two is the regular guy. His opponent? The self-made neighborhood organizer and college instructor? He's the elitist.
Get it?
Actually, I don't care. EAT IT!
Obama's problem is that he's popular, you see. McCain is lucky he doesn't have that problem. No, McCain's face has only been glued like a latex deathmask to the inside of your TV and scorched into a translucent cuero by cathode rays since the Reagan administration, but the other guy?
He's the celebrity! And that's bad.
... or something.
I DIDN'T ASK YOU IF IT MADE SENSE, I SAID "EAT IT!"
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