[Ed: Cross-posted as Butt-Fucking at Fenway at CultureKitchen]
Yesterday at Fenway Park we learned that Carson Kressley is not a pitcher. The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang was in town doing promotional work for tomorrow's season premier, in which the Fab Five make over--excuse me, make better--members of the Boston Red Sox. Yesterday, Jai sang the national anthem while Thom, Carson and Kyann "threw" out the first pitch.
While his throwing style ensures he'll never have a career on the diamond, some of the reactions from yesterday's game make it seem as though we learned about Kressley's pitcher/catcher status in the adult sense of the word. You'd think that he was on his knees on the pitcher's mound, being hammered from in front and behind by the bats of the Sox he just made over. Local Homohater Brian Cammenker was very fussy in yesterday's Boston Herald (Cammenker's ideological kin, the Phelps clan of Topeka, Kansas, was also in town yesterday.):
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