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Thursday April 21, 2016 · 8:34 AM PDT

2016/04/21 · 08:34

It’s been pointed out that this post indicates that I’m not very funny. It’s true that I don’t make money at it. How Bernie, his supporters and campaign team pivot to supporting Hillary Clinton in a general election vs. Donald Trump is up to them. I’ve heavily edited deep snark comments out of respect for his many fans here at kos, where I hardly ever post, although I’ve been a member for 7 years. My sincere apologies go out to those offended by the earlier post. I support Sec. Clinton, and have never said I would fail to vote for Sanders if he is the nominee. I voted in a caucus for Hillary this year, my first caucus in 42 years of voting. She lost, it was a pleasant experience, and the archaic caucus system, which draws miserably low turnout every time, should be done away with.

Top 5 punchlines in US "Gallows Humor" History

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Wednesday March 16, 2016 · 9:43 PM PDT

2016/03/16 · 21:43

1) "Hurry it up, ya Hoosier bastard! I could kill a dozen men by the time you get done screwing around!"--Serial killer Carl Panzram, KS gallows, 1930.

2) "How's this for a headline? French fries!"--Double-murderer James French, OK electric chair, 1966.

3) "Where's my stunt double when I need him?"--Carjack murderer Vince Gutierrez, TX needle, 2007.

4) "Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to see a baked Appel!"--Cop-killer George Appel, NY electric chair, 1928.

5) "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper."--Double-murderer Robert Alton Harris, misquoting a line from the movie "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey," CA gas chamber, 1992.

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