Just in from the Associated Pravda: George Bush, in what some call a "liberated move" has just pushed the button releasing nuclear armageddon upon all the nations of the world except Great Britain, Canada, Australia, Switzerland, Israel and New Zealand. According to the report, Paris will be the first to go, followed by Moscow, Beijing, Tehran, and all the major capitals of the world.
Bush announced the following statement: "It is time we got rid of the evil-doers. God told me to do this. I feel so liberated! I can do anything!"
Cheney was unavailable for comment.
Nancy Pelosi remarked that "Impeachment is STILL off the table!"
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