Someday soon we may all talk like Trump and the right wing Republicans abandoning all manner of “political correctness’. It would sound something like this:
“You know, I just like describing things the way they are and people don’t want to hear it. Take the Catholic pedophiles. How did that happen and why do we tolerate it? The Catholic pedophiles got their training in those closed-off schools and convents and now all our children are at risk. We need to wake up and do something instead of hiding behind political correctness. And what about those Italian gangsters and mafia types? Those Italians came over here uninvited and now we have to put up with all this crime, doping, prostitution and pornography. I’m just saying, maybe we could just find a way to send them all back. And now, look at those Polocks and Croats and Slovaks and Hungarians. You know they’re all kind of strange looking, meaning they just don’t look right. In Pittsburgh we called them “mill Hunkies” because that’s what they were—they worked in the steel mills. Do you ever look at them up close? They have huge foreheads and noses like they’re another race entirely, like they’re Neanderthals or Mongols or something. Why did we let so many of them over here ruining our gene pool? I mean, I’m a red-blooded American, born and bred, always have been and I want to keep it that way and help America be great again. I just don’t understand how we got to the point where we have all these strange people in the country. It may be politically incorrect to say but I think they should all go back. Really! I’m not afraid to say it! We have to make America great again!
There are strange things we do out of political correctness that just makes us weaker and weaker in our nation. Here’s one-- opening doors for women. Why would a strong able-bodied man act like some lowly servant and rush to hold a door for some old lady? I know it’s politically incorrect to say holding a door open for a woman degrades our manhood and is one reason we are getting weaker and weaker as a nation. I say, if you’re strong you should act strong and not the opposite. I say push the woman out of the way and go through the door first holding your head high and proud. And if you think she’s a fat bimbo let it fly! Don’t suppress it! Make our nation great again!
And of course, the Hispanics coming across our southern border---men, women and children—they’re all drug dealers, murderers and rapists. Maybe the women and children aren’t all rapists, but who knows? We need to wake up and protect our red-blooded American gene pool from being infected with undesirables. When are we going to wake up, America?
And don’t get me started on the Jews and the Muslims. There, the solution is staring us right in the face and we are just too afraid to admit it. Wake up America before it’s too late!”
There you have it-- the end of “political correctness”, the final closure to doing what we learned at our Mother’s knee: Always be considerate and polite.