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| Trump's Doctor Releases New Statement To Whom It May Concern,
I have been future President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician for many, many years now. On September 8, 2016, I performed a complete physical exam on Mr. Trump, testing him for every disease, disorder and ailment known to... |
RG Prather | 09/12/2016 | 20 | 14 | - | - |
| Trump's Non-Concession Speech* The following is a transcript of the speech given by Donald Trump on Tuesday, November 8, 2016 at 11:49 p.m. at Trump Tower in New York:
DONALD TRUMP: Folks, folks, we have come to the end of a long and hard-fought journey. The voters have spoken... |
RG Prather | 11/08/2016 | 10 | 7 | - | - |
| Million Moron March Planned in Support of Trump Donald Trump’s campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson announced that the campaign will hold a Million Moron March on Washington on March 14, the day before several important state primaries that could further winnow the field of Republican presidential can |
RG Prather | 03/08/2016 | 6 | 5 | - | - |
| How to Lose an Election* “So, how am I gonna lose this thing without looking like I’m losing this thing?” Donald Trump asked, slipping one tiny hand into a small bag of Cheetos. “I mean, I know I’d be a terrific president, probably the best, but seriously folks, I don’t want... |
RG Prather | 10/01/2016 | 5 | 5 | - | - |
| President Trump's Second Day January 21, 2017. The Oval Office
Chief of Staff Corey Lewandowski bursts in on President Donald J. Trump.
“Mr. President, we have a problem.”
“What is it, Corey? Did Christie choke on another donut? I knew I should’ve picked someone else... |
RG Prather | 05/29/2016 | 8 | 4 | - | - |
| Please Stop Voting For Me! by Donald J. Trump*
Listen up, dummies: will you please stop voting for me to be president? Do you think I really want that stressful, low-paying, thankless job? Sure, being the most powerful man |
RG Prather | 03/01/2016 | 6 | 3 | - | - |
| CDC Warns Against Trumpism The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a widespread outbreak of a disease it has dubbed Trumpism, which over the past several months has infected a wide swath of the American populace. The disease appears to have originated... |
RG Prather | 04/03/2016 | 1 | 3 | - | - |
| Donald Trump in Free Verse* Now, it’s very interesting.
Today I heard it.
The Bible means a lot to me,
but I don't want to get into specifics.
Two Corinthians, 3:17,
that's the whole ballgame.
I watch the speeches o |
RG Prather | 02/28/2016 | 4 | 1 | - | - |
| Osama bin Laden's Will On Tuesday, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence released documents written by Osama bin Laden, including the late terrorist's will, personal letters and warnings to countries including |
RG Prather | 03/02/2016 | 3 | 1 | - | - |
| Donald Trump's Letter to Santa* Dear Santa,
You know, every year since I was eight I’ve written you asking for a few simple gifts, and every year you’ve ignored me. In that first letter all I asked for was an Arabian stallion with a gold saddle. And what did I get from you? Nada,... |
RG Prather | 12/18/2016 | 3 | - | - | - |