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Dear Santa,
You know, every year since I was eight I’ve written you asking for a few simple gifts, and every year you’ve ignored me. In that first letter all I asked for was an Arabian stallion with a gold saddle. And what did I get from you? Nada,...
by RG Prather
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The following is a transcript of the speech given by Donald Trump on Tuesday, November 8, 2016 at 11:49 p.m. at Trump Tower in New York:
DONALD TRUMP: Folks, folks, we have come to the end of a long and hard-fought journey. The voters have spoken...
by RG Prather
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“So, how am I gonna lose this thing without looking like I’m losing this thing?” Donald Trump asked, slipping one tiny hand into a small bag of Cheetos. “I mean, I know I’d be a terrific president, probably the best, but seriously folks, I don’t want...
by RG Prather
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To Whom It May Concern,
I have been future President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician for many, many years now. On September 8, 2016, I performed a complete physical exam on Mr. Trump, testing him for every disease, disorder and ailment known to...
by RG Prather
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January 21, 2017. The Oval Office
Chief of Staff Corey Lewandowski bursts in on President Donald J. Trump.
“Mr. President, we have a problem.”
“What is it, Corey? Did Christie choke on another donut? I knew I should’ve picked someone else...
by RG Prather
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The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a widespread outbreak of a disease it has dubbed Trumpism, which over the past several months has infected a wide swath of the American populace. The disease appears to have originated...
by RG Prather
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