https://www.dailykos.com/news/Flasher News Community Action Copyright 2005 - Steal what you want Sun, 26 Jan 2020 13:10:02 +0000 Sun, 26 Jan 2020 13:10:02 +0000 Daily Kos rss@dailykos.com (Daily Kos) Daily Kos rss@dailykos.com (Daily Kos) https://www.dailykos.com/story/2018/10/7/1802447/-Karma-Comma-Instant-Trigger-and-or-Die-of-Laughter-Warning <p>WARNING: Though some may find this funny and schadenfreudelicious, others may be understandably put off by the details.</p> <p>For those who are feeling disillusioned in re: karma these days, a brief tale from ‘round my way.</p> <blockquote> <h2><a href="http://www.abcnews3.com/mandeville-man-zipped-his-genitals-into-his-fly-after-exposing-himself-to-female-jogger/" target="_blank">Mandeville Man ‘Zipped His Genitals Into His Fly’ After Exposing Himself To Female Jogger</a></h2> <p>The incident happened at around 7:00 am at Fontainebleau State Park, where the man has previously preyed on female victims. A 32-year old local woman was jogging around the park when the man stepped out from behind a tree, surprising her.</p> <div> <div>…</div> <div></div> <div> <p>”He <span>jumped out in front of me and unzipped his jeans before exposing his penis to me,” said the woman, who declined to be named. “I was disgusted but rather than run away, which I think he expected me to do, I charged him.”</span></p> <p class="is-empty-p"></p> <p>The man was apparently not prepared to be chased by the jogger, so he quickly zipped up his fly – but in doing so he failed to realise his genitals were still exposed. “It was like that scene out of <em>There’s Something About Mary</em>,” said the jogger.</p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>The idiot perv ended up on the ground in agony (details available at the link, but you really don’t want them). The victim at first thought he was faking. When she realized the man was indeed, um, significantly injured, she called 911 “in case he bled out.”</p> <p>And I didn’t think I could admire her more.</p> <p>Details, as noted, can be found at the link. But, again, you really don’t want them.</p> <p><strong>Postscript: </strong>I’ve been told that including an eye-catching picture can significantly increase post-view numbers. In this case, probably not.</p> rss@dailykos.com (Crashing Vor) Assault Comeuppance Flasher Karma _1802447 Sun, 07 Oct 2018 13:52:04 +0000