A cunning strategist at the GOP-TP-DarkMoney coalition rubs his hands with glee at the prospect of facing an underfunded Bernie revolutionary experiment candidacy in the general. "This is so sweet" mused the evil strategist under his breath... "I can't believe my luck. The Democrats have no idea what's coming."
^^^ This ^^^

Meanwhile...

a feline tea-partier and GOP Super Pac executive licks her chops in anticipation...