Oh, Paul. Can I call ya’ “Paul”? You seem a little confused about what a “publicity stunt” is so I thought I would help you out to clear things up.
The pictures of you looking all dudebro buff? Definitely a publicity stunt.
Your visit to pretend to help out at a soup kitchen at a homeless shelter during your bid to become Vice President? Also a publicity stunt. And a rather disgusting one given your support of slashing food assistance programs for at risk people including the elderly and children.
Your grandstanding during Obamacare hearings? Most definitely a ‘publicity stunt’. You got smacked down for that one in real time and it was a joy to see.
You know what isn’t a ‘publicity stunt’? Fighting for common sense gun control. One hundred thousand. That is the number of people who have been killed by guns in this country since the large scale massacre of children at Sandy Hook.
We see you Paul Ryan. We have your number. Enjoy the gavel while you’ve got it because we are going to do everything we can to wrest it out of your hands. We shall overcome.
