To Whom It May Concern,

I have been future President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician for many, many years now. On September 8, 2016, I performed a complete physical exam on Mr. Trump, testing him for every disease, disorder and ailment known to man. As I wrote last December, Mr. Trump’s health is just fabulous, absolutely superb. (Unlike his crooked opponent, who in my professional opinion is a weak, weak woman and even weaker presidential candidate who will probably be deceased within four years.)

If anything, Mr. Trump has only gotten healthier in the past nine months. He has lost an additional ten pounds due to the incredible rigors of the campaign trail, which to him are nothing. Standing naked before me, he displayed the physique of a Greek god. His blood pressure remains a steady 110/65, no matter how much stress he is under. This, in my medical opinion, makes him the ideal candidate to confront America’s enemies and destroy them completely.

His mental health remains excellent, and his sky-high IQ remains unchanged from the genius level he displayed at as young man, when he began planning winning real estate deals that would make him one of the richest men in the universe. Believe me, his brain is one of the best brains I have ever seen.

His physical strength, stamina and sexual prowess are that of a twenty-year-old Olympic athlete. This is a man who will never need Viagra, and believe me, his sexual organs are just tremendous, by which I mean huge. (Just like his hands.) He will probably be able to please women and produce offspring well into his hundred-and-twenties, and I fully expect him to live that long.

The extensive battery of tests I ran on Mr. Trump all came back positive, which is an amazing medical rarity. Such an individual comes along perhaps once a millennium. Trust me, his test scores on the CBC, PSA, LDL, HDL, ETC., are perfect. I won’t bore you with specifics.

Mr. Trump has never had cancer, has all his original joints and original hair, and does not use alcohol, drugs, tobacco or any other harmful and disgusting product. Actually, despite a steady diet of Big Macs and KFC, his heart pumps blood more efficiently than perhaps any other human being on the planet, which is a further testament to his practically invincible health.

I can state with absolute confidence that President Trump will be the healthiest person ever to occupy in the Oval Office from now until probably the end of time. I will stake my reputation on it.

Hank Bornstein, DVM

America’s Greatest Doctor