Do you spend your days wondering what First Lady Melania Trump is doing? Do you anxiously scan the papers to see what causes the wife of Donald Trump, the grifter and traitor to his nation currently acting as grand ruler of the Republican Party and, when his staff can coax him into it, occasionally pretending at being "president," is lending her name to?
Yeah, well too bad. If I have to read these insufferable press releases then I'm taking you with me.
The First Lady will attend the sixth FPBP Summit on Cyberbullying in Rockville, Maryland. Mrs. Trump will deliver brief remarks addressing the positive and negative effects of social media on youth - a key issue of her Be Best campaign. The First Lady will also attend a panel discussion with representatives from multiple social media platforms.
That's right, kids, on the heels of the last eleventy different Donald Trump Twitter freakouts, blasting everyone from the free press to federal investigators to ex-government officials to every single person on this globe not named Vlad Putin, Melania Trump is off to talk about how to make sure our nation's treasured youth don't grow up to be sociopathic monsters themselves. Or something. It's not even clear. To say that Melania's Be As(Best)os campaign has been rather ambiguously premised is an understatement; so far the pattern is that Donald Trump acts like a horrible, terrible person for weeks at a time and then Melania saunters in as if she has just been thawed from cryogenic sleep to mourn the shoddy state of everybody else's discourse.
Then she is swiftly whisked off to her sleep-tube again—her staff, working with the precision of a Formula One crew pit, manages to get her off the stage so quickly that the press questions shouted from the back of the room ricochet off the stageside murals and flags without ever entering her ears—and the cycle is repeated a few weeks later.
As this pattern endlessly goes on, there is not much else we can say about Melania Trump's efforts. She's probably far less likely to be indicted than her son-in-law Jared, so she's got that going for her. She's directly benefiting from her crooked husband's use of his government position as honeypot for private cash and said nothing untoward about her husband's racist efforts to bar family immigration even as her own parents took advantage of the same system, so we can't pretend at a nobility that isn't there.
All we know about Melania is from the company she keeps and the jackets she wears, and from those things we can infer she really doesn't care. Do you?