1. He tooks Paul Wellstone's seat.  And if Paul were live to day we would not need Russ, Wes, Al or Hillary.  Paul would have been the finest candidate by far, and I can not wait until the day that Paul's sons kicks Normie's butt.

2. He defeated our old mate, Walter Mondale.  While a bit old-fashioned and long in the tooth, we all love Walter and are incensed at the evil campaign tactics that allowed Normie to "win".

3. He pretends to support ANWR, but quietly votes each time in small votes to include while pretending to support its exclusion.

4. He is a traitor, and any Norwegian scarred with the memory of Vidkun Quisling, really hates traitors.

Well now he has really messed up in Australia with his Committee's Oil for Food Invesigation, and now he looks like a complete fool.

Apparently it all started when he had a meeting in October 2004 with the former Australian Ambassador Michael Thawley who assured him that the Australian Wheat Board, a quasi Governmental organisation, was not giving bribes to Saddam Hussein in relation to the Oil for Food Program.

Now of course it has emerged that the Australian Wheat Board was giving massive bribes to Saddam Hussein all along as has been widely known and reported for some years now.  We in Australia are currently having a massive investigation over the bribes, but the investigation is being held tightly by the Conservative Government which holds both chambers of the legislature.  Our Prime Minister Little Johnnie Howard is running very scared as new evidence of Government stupidity and even complicity emerges daily.

We in the Labor and Green opposition have been calling for an open and proper investigation, but the Conservatives refuse

Well Normie, because he had been lied to by the Ambassador got all out of joint and went on Record last week saying that the Australian Government's investigation is all a huge whitewash and all the facts are being grossly covered up.

WELL, Little Johnnie Howard went bizerk and immediate called King George and then got straight on the radio to say the following:

ORIGINAL AUSTRALIAN: Georgie, my best mate, fair dinkum just won't believe, &^%^....little %&&%$#@ ...dingo poo....%^&(().... bloke, from some God-forsaken Ice Box in the back of Bourke....&^^&* buggery, buggery koala,..%$^press guys... dodgey investigation^%%## when bloody well and struth &*&*buggery mate ^%  losey joey^&(()...everything I have done for you &*(())^%$, spruiker America waaaaaah, waaaaah, sorry,..&^( bloody buggery%^#%#$% buggery bloody checkmate, come over sometime and I'll thrown another prawn on the barbie, Love Little Johnnie, your always mate, dinky di

TRANSLATED INTO AMERICAN ENGLISH (expletives removed): My King and Sovereign, George W Bush, can you believe that some little piece of dogshit from Minnesota who does unspeakable things to koalas, has told that awful press that my investigation is not open and fair.  After I have so slavishly followed you around like a lost baby kangaroo and done anything that you asked of me even before you even asked.  After I have been America's complete and utter servant. How could you let this happen, it's just not fair? I want an immediate apology from that twit.  Come over some time and we will have a shrimp barbecue. Your ever-vassel, Little John

Of course, within 12 nanoseconds, King George got straight on the phone to Normie and told him to back off immediately from our loyal Australian comrades.  Normie, the brave and honourable traitor that he is, of course immediately backed off.  Normie pouted how his statement had been terribly misconstrued by the press and that the Investigation of the Prime Minister was a judicial masterpiece designed to get to the very heart of this tiny little bribery affair, which of course is just a tempest in a teapot anyway.

Little Johnnie Howard got back on the radio and waved his apology from Normie around (he still doesn't understand it doesn't work on the radio) and declared himself vindicated by the King.

Our ever cool but clueless Foreign Minister, then issued the following statement designed to make everything better:

ORIGINAL SOUTH AUSTRALIAN SURFERESE TEXT: Well man, its like this, so there was some stuff in Iraq, and then yeah, we like invaded, so that's it, so, so what.

TRANSLATED INTO AMERICAN ENGLISH: Yes of course, we were bribing Saddam Hussein and every other official in Iraq, but then it started getting too expensive, so we invaded Iraq and put an end to all that awful bribery business, so I don't understand the relevance of this investigation

So there you have it, the glory of the American-Australian relationship and above all its amazing accountability and lawfullness to the citizens of both countries.

DEFEAT THE TRAITOR NORM COLEMAN

LIGHT A CANDLE FOR PAUL WELLSTONE!!  PAUL WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU!!!