I don't think there is a more entertaining Republican than
Alan Keyes right now. You probably already heard that
he called Dick Cheney's daughter Mary (and all her gay and lesbian ilk) a "selfish hedonist." But wait, there's more!
AMERICAblog has the entire transcript and the audio of the interview:
Homosexuals are essentially incapable of procreation. They cannot mate. They are not made to do so. Therefore the idea of marriage for two such individuals is an absurdity.
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[Homosexuality] is the mutual pursuit of pleasure through the stimulation of the organs intended for procreation, but it has nothing to do with sexuality because they are of the same sex. And with respect to them, the sexual difference does not exist there, and therefore are not having sexual relations.