SUPER SUN STORM SCARES SCIENTISTS SHITLESS
Get out your sunscreen and tin foil hats.
"Forecasters at the NOAA Space Environment Center in Boulder, Colo., observed a geomagnetic storm on Sunday, May 15, which they classified as an extreme event, measuring G-5--the highest level--on the NOAA Space Weather Scales.
Possible impacts: widespread power system voltage control problems; blackouts; and damage to transformers, spacecraft and satellites. "Reports received by the NOAA Space Environment Center indicate that such impacts have been observed in the United States."
OIL WELLS RUNNING OUT OF GAS?
Just kiss your lifestyle goodbye
"Oil and gas dominate our lives, and their decline will change the world in radical and unpredictable ways."
If you think the GOP is bad, you're really going to hate this.