Bush's "Allies" Sell North Korea nukes

In yet another fantastic example of policy hypocrisy, North Korea has recently purchased nuclear weapons from one of the administrations "allies".

This brilliantly deadly move was executed, by our "allies" and one axis of evil, so their friends in the White House wouldn't notice the nuclear enrichment.

Which Axis of Evil Allies member did this?

That's a damn good question that's currently under investigation.

It could be Pakistan, who sold every major U.S. enemy nuclear plans, and Washington is pleased to see the architect behind this gets his just dues - a cozy permenant vacation, complete with zero punishment, courtesy of our friend Musharraf.

It could be Russia, who has steadily worked to consolidate power back into the Kremlin, has worked to undermine the presses to control information, and who has fixed elections to ensure their people got into power. Good old Poot Poot, that old KGB guy, would never be sneaky like this to his old pal George, would he? They obviously both have the same strategist.
Can anyone please ensure that Karl Rove has not been traveling to Russia, or meeting with Russians lately?

Our enemies are our new friends, and our old friends are seeing us as enemies. Welcome to the New World Order!