Faithfully Yours: Depravity Isn't JUST for Atheists Anymore! (SATIRE)

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Wednesday October 12, 2005 · 4:14 PM PDT

2005/10/12 · 16:14

Okay, all you non-Christian, 'people of no faith', unchanged, atheists, scientists, Democrats, agnostics and secular humanists. I've had enough!

You people don't hold a monopoly on virtue deficiencies. This is just propaganda. No longer will anyone believe that only the godless can be morally objectionable.

No, times are changing. And as people of faith have gained political power and celebrity status - they have captured the public attention. Soon it will be very clear: religious people are just as human as regular humans.

For too long has the collective unconscious ASSUMED that evil is only obtainable by forsaking religious doctrine. It's a lie. I know you think to yourself,"This person is devout, they must be good - good at everything - especially judging." This bias against religious people has to stop!

I know we all hold this secret prejudice, it's understandable. But let's examine this for a moment:

Pedophilia: It's finally known that you don't have to be an atheist to be a child rapist. Men of God can do that too!

Seemingly random violence: It's not just for loner heavy metal fans anymore. You can now praise God (or Allah) when you blow things up.

Political corruption: You think only Quakers can accomplish that? No! Now you can go to a REAL church on Sunday AND break the law on Monday.

All people are equal in the eyes of God! Meaning, if you don't believe in God - it doesn't give you special permission to do all the reprehensible things people of faith enjoy.

Note this: We are equals!

God Bless America!

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