No, silly, not Harriet Miers
But thinking of my real Aunt Harriet reminded me of a funny little ditty that kids used to tease her with, back on the playground in a tiny Kansas town. Just wanted to share it for fun. It's oddly appropriate.
All the cowhands want to marry Harriet
'cause Harriet's handy with a lariat.
but Harriet doesn't want to marry yet
'cause she's having too much fun.