Economic Groundhogs Day

It seems as though every week, the new unemployment numbers come out at about 385,000.  They are then revised upwards to 391,000, and when the new ones come out at 385,000, we hear how jobless claims are falling.  Then the next week they are revised upwards to 391,000, the new ones come out at 385,000 and we hear the good news again!  For the X week in a row, jobless claims are falling!

Woo hoo!  Big brother has raised chocolate rations again!