Sorry for not supplying a link guys, I woke up with this thought and have very little time before I have to get ready for work.
Yesterday I saw that Kerry made the National Inquirer front page with this headline more or less: "Secret life of Kerry exposed, sex with stars, drug use, & plastic surgery"!. In addition, it turns out that when Kerry met Teresa he was married to his first wife, he and Teresa had an affair and he got a divorce.
So, now we have a robo pol who is as boring as Dole and Gore, a true eastern elite liberal in the mold of Ted Kennedy, a politician of convenience rather than conviction, in bed with the special interests, and to top it off he has a personal life more scandal ridden than Bill Clinton! At least Clinton stayed married to Hillary for goodness sake! As a Dem I am really excited about more impeachment hearing over a blow job - and I am sure the elusive swing voter is too.
We are so lucky the press exposed that dangerous guy who commits the sin of telling the truth and acts like a real person. And HORROR of HORRORS has a wife who refuses to wear makeup and heels, and likes to go for family bikerides on her birthday.