Another LTE they will NEVER print

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Friday September 16, 2005 · 5:14 AM PDT

2005/09/16 · 05:14

(Okay. I mastered the impulse to TYPE IN ALL CAPS. And I cut way back on !!!!!!!!s. But sometimes, I just can't behave. Here's my latest LTE to the Columbus Dispatch.)

Dear Editors:

I respond the Sept. 16 letter, that responded to Jeff Stahler's Sept. 7 Dispatch editorial cartoon. The cartoon depicted former President Clinton teaching President Bush how to show compassion by hugging a hurricane victim. The letter responded by saying Clinton should have been drawn without pants.

How very piquant. Now may I suggest some additional improvements:

Bush could be going through the victim's pockets, grabbing cash and handing it to V.P. Cheney; representing unbid contracts going to Halliburton.
Vultures could be circling overhead; representing the bird flu pandemic--the next catastrophe for which the Bush government is totally unprepared.
In the background, fake White House reporter Jeff Gannon could be depicted giving White House spokeshole Scott McClellan a B. J.; representing fake White House reporter Jeff Gannon giving White House spokeshole Scott McClellan a B. J.

Just a modest suggestion.

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