What was Bush doing Tuesday night?

We all know the Dear Leader cut his vacation "short" by two days to deal with Katrina... many days too late.

But what I don't understand is what was he doing Tuesday night?

This is what we know about his activities on Tuesday:

• We know he was in California speaking about the wonders of dismantling Social Security.
  
• We know he celebrated Sen. McCain's b-day on the tarmac with a cake of melting icing. Oh, how sad.

But what was he doing Tuesday night?
No, seriously... I don't know, and I'm hoping you can help fill in that gap for me.

In discussions with my family today, it didn't make sense for him to waste away Tuesday night doing, in as much as we can guess, nothing.

Every day he didn't respond was a withdrawal against his non-existant "political capital", so why would he wait another night to fly back to D.C.?

Our speculation is that he was either attending a previously-scheduled fundraiser that went unreported, or he was being groomed, fed, and de-wormed by his handlers.

Please, good Kossacks, does anyone have any idea what the flying fuck he was doing Tuesday night?

Any hard info would be greatly appreciated... including humorous speculations, if you still have any humor after the emotional drain that we've all had this past week.

Thanks in advance.