Ok, thanks to all for the advice for overcoming election exhaustion. I'm primed and ready to take on a robocaller with my bare fists. It's all becoming clear to me...this is Armageddon in reverse. The neocons are going down, their pockets unfortunately stuffed with our cash. Anybody see "Catch a Fire" yet? They'll end up like Tim Robbins at the end of the movie. (that's not a spoiler, honest.)
So, slurping convulsively at thick organic coffee, I peruse the Huffington Post - www.huffingtonpost.com -- and what do my wondering eyes perceive? A most offensive subhead, "Meth and Man Ass." Now granted, working in the comedy field, such exhortations and assertions are common, but usually backstage among others of the humor-serving tribe, and certainly not at 6 a.m. But there's the link, kids: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...
My response to spill the lyrics to a show-stealing number coming up in our post-election show -- http://www.liveimprov.com -- which is a ramped-up, leggings and flowing shirt cum loud guitar solo of Jethro Tull's classic "Aqualung." This one goes out to the gentleman from FL -- Mark Foley!
Like `em Young
(sung to the tune of "Aqualung")
Soon he'll be before the bench
IM-ing little boys with bad intent.
Stains upon designer clothes
Greasy politico with a brownish nose
Hey, Like `em Young
Hitting on the rich sons
Watching as the whitey tighties run.
Hey, Like `em Young
Sitting with a lame duck
Bush is saying hey, what the fuck.
Whoa, Like `em Young.
Fifty-two years old
An old queer wandering lonely
Plays online
The only way he knows.
He's flirting bad
as he wishes for a boy-friend
who'll act just like a dog
And lick his feet.
Feeling alone
the page dorm's up the road
salivation `cause he knows
That the boy's sixteen.
Like `em young my friend
don't have to be so sleazy
You poor old queer, no, you can't do me.
Soon he'll be before the bench
IM-ing little boys with bad intent
Stains upon designer clothes
Greasy politico with a brownish nose
Hitting on the rich sons
Watching as the whitey tighties run.
Sitting with a lame duck
Bush is saying hey, what the fuck.
(copyright 2006 Dan Bernard)
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