New Study Shows Republicans Up 78%

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Wednesday November 08, 2006 · 12:33 AM PST

2006/11/08 · 00:33

A Zogby/USA Today polls shows Republican pouting, whining, finger-pointing and empty threats of vengeance soaring as much as 78% in some districts. While some GOP leaders could not be reached for comment as they were being fitted for orange jumpsuits, the accuracy of this poll could be plus/minus 22%.

Ahhh. Enjoy the whiff of joy. Until the reverse tidal wave of new Republican dirty tricks and malevolence take over. Once they finish licking their fetid wounds, I predict a vicious blowback not seen since the Animal House frat boys took their vengeance. So be warned...the shield and sword and pest control must be at the ready at all times.

After all, once the sniveling is over on the Right--and even before it came to that--rest assured that our dark brethren have had a Plan B, C, D and yes, F in place. So gentlemen, and ladies, start your robocall-repellent; keep your chins up and remember we are still dealing with a virulent enemy.

All that having been said--HAHA! What could be more satisfying than a blowout victory? I mean, this is almost better than the Red Sox vanquishing the Yankees. Almost as good as finding out that mole you were scared about is just a mole! Oh, how sweet it is. If only we could reclaim all the billions they have wasted, the lives they have ruined, the forests, bodies of water and lungfuls of air they have spoiled. Damn them.

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