An extreme animal rights group based in Madison, Wisconsin - 3 UW students dedicated to stopping all animal consumption worldwide - has obtained a top secret document during a midnight raid of the local Oscar Myer ® meat and meat by-products processing plant (Wisconsin Weiner Plant #4) that outlined the role of meta-agribusiness in the WOT and the plans for next steps into China.
According to a press release to be issued after midnight tonight, which includes major portions of the top secret document, Bushco officials met day-and-night and worked cheek to jowl in outlining the benefits of democratic, fast food business in the middle-east and far-east.
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According As VP Chaney was meeting with oil industry representatives to divide up the oil reserves across the Arabian peninsula, representatives of the Department of Agriculture were meeting Phillip Morris, Kraft Foods, Tyson and the makers of Frito-Lay's and other Pepsi (owners of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut) - all of which are either registered trade names or copyrighted trademarks - to divide the ham sandwich of the Middle East and the chicken parts of Asia.
According to the document, these businesses showed earning calculations in the BILLIONS from the sale of Cheetoe's, Lay's Potato Chips, Oscar Myer lunch meat and wieners (all beef in the Middle-east) and spam. The document outlined the marketing plan for Tacos for Islam, Pizza for the Jihad and ChairMo's mobile weiner carts. The biggest winner in this division - Oscar Myer who can sell spam anywhere since most individuals can't identify the animal that it comes from. (Personally, I love spam with my eggs in the morning and a mid-day spam sandwich is pretty tasty. I am sure that once the radicals in the Middle-east have a dog, a cold coke product and some cotton candy, peace will descend upon the world and we will enter that 1,000 years of peace spoken of in the Book of Revelations.
Wal-mart will, of course, determine the retail sales parameters once the mega-stores are opened in Tibet and have indicated that former sites for Buddhist temples and shrines are being explored for demolishing and replacement.
While Agriculture Department representatives are engaged in an active denial that the meeting took place which the animal rights group reads as a passive indication that someone in the Agriculture Department spoke with fast food representatives.
Since this posting is the result of obtaining access to top secret documents, I have to protect those sources by saying that no animals were harmed or consumed in the process of posting this dairy--I mean diary.
Hope this hasn't already been posted or been made a main page entry by Armando. Peace PastorDan.