This one is thanks to a suggestion from fellow Kossack Glic. I had thought about doing this one a while back, but never got around to it... actually, it's probably a little corny and lowbrow, but what the heck...
My sincere apologies to anyone who was really into The Brady Bunch as a kid... I wasn't...
It's a pretty big photoshop, so it's after the fold so as not to disturb diaries...
Here's the story of a bitchy lady,
Who was turning out three very bitchy girls.
All of them had lots of gold, like their mothers,
The youngest one had pearls.
Here's the story, of a man who's Greedy,
Who was pushy with three boys that he owned,
They adored men, living all together,
The oldest boy stayed stoned.
'Til the one day when this guy began to mellow,
And he knew that they'd pack much more of a punch.
If this group could some how pool their assets.
That's the way they all became the Greedy Bunch.
The Greedy Bunch, The Greedy Bunch,
That's the way they became the Greedy Bunch.
(Oh, and let's not forget the Greedy housekeeper, Alice!)