"And his momma is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order! Hell, Barbara Bush is so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an Asian breakfast drink!" ~ General Eaton.
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SundayFunnies: Letterman smacks shrub
Women's NCAA Basketball
Photoblogging: The Week in News, Iraq, Amnesty, and Splendor
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Face the Nation: '08 hopefuls, Bill Richardson and empty headed himbo, George Allen, chew the fat. Memo to Allen: update your resume - Colonel Webb is gonna kick your ass!
60 Minutes: Hooking Kids up with nutrition; Israeli Prisons; exploring a correlation btwn rising crime and high male birth rates, in China.
This Week: Well isn't this special, it's Easter Sunday and disgraced former general, Richard Lyers loads his IRA with 20 pieces of gold, as he apologizes for Dumbsfeld, and oh ya, betrays his duty to protect our men and women in uniform. After George up the muck and myers, fellow Hoosiers and Foreign Relations members, Dick Lugar and Evan Bayh, drop in to discuss Bush's World Wide Mess. Also, a profile on Broadway Hottie, Harry Connick, Jr. and his rebuilding efforts in New Orleans.
CNN: Samir Sumaidaie, Iraqi Amb. to the US, explains why four months after the much touted and hyped "election," there is still (surprise!) no Iraqi Parliament. Then Feinstein vs Chef Hunter (not our Hunter - rather, the Gitmo Creep) and Henry Kissinger (he's still alive - that aint right). Also, Jerry Falwell publicly recites his vows to John McCain.
Air America's Politically Direct: Kathy Griffin returns from her USO tour to war torn Iraq. Media Matters President David Brock.
Meet the Press: Gospel Hour: Sister Joan Chittister, Rabbi Michael Lerner, author Jon Meacham, Prof. Seyyed Hossein Nasr, Rev. Richard John Neuhaus & Pastor Joel Osteen. Amen and pass the remote.
Fake News Sunday: Chris Dodd thumps 'da Greasy, Mitch McConnell. Finally, as it is Easter, and since Fake News is full of Fake Piety, who better to recite their Easter Sunday sermon than Wedding Planner and Sex Therapist, Newt Gingrich.