I should have stayed in the bubble bath...

...because then I wouldn't have read crap like this.

Saddam Hussein's capture lifted a huge political weight from President Bush after months of rising casualties and growing doubts about his handling of Iraq. Around the world, it sent a thundering message of America's resolve to prevail in the war against terrorism.

and even better...

"The Democrats can't touch him at the moment," said Columbia University historian Henry Graff. "He said he was going to get him. He got him. What more do you want?"

The only shocker here is that Nedra Pickler wasn't the reporter.