Which other Republicans are "not gay"?

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Wednesday August 29, 2007 · 7:07 AM PDT

2007/08/29 · 07:07

Senator Craig is not gay. He said so. It must be true.

Rev. Ted is not gay, and even if he was, Jesus cured him, so he's not gay.

Congressman Foley liked to mentor young boys away from home for the first time. He strongly opposed online predators and worked closely with John Walsh, so you know Foley's not gay.

But, sooner or later, another shoe will drop, and we will soon discover that some other big shot Republicans are "not gay".

Jeff Gannon might sign a book deal, and tell who he was visiting at night in the White House.

Senator Graham, while on two-week reserve duty, may be asked, and he might tell.

I guess even Ari Fleisher may never fall in love with the right gal (it is so very difficult to find a nice Jewish girl in D.C. and N.Y.C.)

So I ask you - - - which other Repubicans will soon be revealed to be "not gay"?

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