Dead Birds and the Smell of Fear in Manhattan

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Monday January 08, 2007 · 1:01 PM PST

2007/01/08 · 13:01

So, Bush is scheduled to announce a new sacrificial surge on Wednesday, and we awake to find much of downtown New York wreaking of a gas leak, downtown Austin, TX shutdown due to the discovery of 'dozens of dead birds', and now a bomb squad finds traces of C-4 on a mysterious package on a Miami dock....is this a coincidence? All this a day after a Reuters report saying Israel is planning a tactical nuclear strike on Iran's nuclear facility......

Now, just for the sake of ambiance, please get out and put on your tin-foil hats.....

As the consigliere for the Tin foil Hat Mafia, I must disclose that I am considered by certain Republicans to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but this just seems to fucking strange to me.

Just as the gutless, unelected, leader of our formerly free republic-cum-empire is set to proclaim the urgent sacrifice of yet another herd of our brightest and best....as the recently elected-with-a-mission-of-opposition congress is sworn in and places itself directly between the Chimp-in-Chief and his war...we get more duct tape and plastic sheeting!

I can see the commercial now....500lbs of methanethiol, $56,400. Poisoned bird feed, $25. Ten pounds of C-4, $2500. Two anonymous sources claiming to be in the Israeli military, $3,000,000. Disappearance of opposition to troop escalation in Iraq, PRICELESS!

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