"I <insert name here> do hearby recognize the toxic effect of media polling on the political process. I also hearby swear not to post polling information on daily kos. It angers up the blood and AnarchistFag already has high blood pressure for his age. Furthermore, I swear to vote only on the issues which matter to me, and swear not to follow a pack mentality by only favoring those currently polling well."
I had to take out the "One Blog, Under God" untill the Circut Court of Appeals makes a ruling, but I think it actually reads better without it. "One Blog, Under Kos"...hmmm, now that has a nice ring to it!