In a recent Virginia/The South diary, someone mentioned that we should be doing ads like AOL, when theirs say "I'd love to lose all my photographs" or "I'd love to get a virus and pass it on to everone".
This is an excellent idea. In the spirit of the 'old days'(TM), lets think like they really are reading our every utterance and give suggestions as to what we could say.
"I wish my government would turn its backs on our soldiers, and then blame someone else."
"I sure hope the president's friends get some more money for these programs, I can't stand having all this cash laying around."
Update [2005-1-1 16:52:0 by Dems2004]:: Props to Roddy, as mentioned below. Plus, a minor spelling error.