Not work safe. (A silly but obscene post.)

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Monday September 03, 2007 · 1:43 PM PDT

2007/09/03 · 13:43

It's Labor Day, and I'm trying to get a day's work done here at my computer before we barbecue later.

I'm failing.

One reason: I'm at my computer, where distractions are infinite. So as I consider a switch back to cunieform tablets in order to bolster my productivity, I thought I'd share the fruits of my non-labor, this Labor Day.

A friend sent me a link to a site called Pornolize.com. It's aimed towards those who retain our 12-year-old-boy senses of humor. Like a naughty Babelfish, it translates any web page whose URL you enter into... dirty stuff.

After the break is the short article on the front page right now, translated for your enjoyment.

(Warning again -- not work safe; full of juvenile porn-type phrases. Don't go beyond this if you don't want to see that:)

GOP Strategist: Yes, Fox "Saggysack" Is Our "Plugin" Network

by mcjoan

Mon "Give it to me" Sep 03, 2007 at 11:40:21 AM PDT

On Meet the assfucking Press yesterday, Republican strategist Mike "Dildo" Murphy said:

MR. MURPHY: Can [Fred "Suck my tits dry" Thompson] up his message game, and can he work in a gangbanging media environment more hostile than Fox? Those are the two buttplugs I think he's set up to answer, but he's got to go do it.

Not dripping news of course, but nice to see a Republican acknowledge the fistfucking.

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OK, maybe 12 years old was a little mature. Ten, perhaps?

By the way, if enough people tell me to delete this crap, I'll delete this crap.

All I ask is that you acknowledge the fistfucking.

Happy Labor Day from a proud union member (which I won't disclose at the moment, since they would be embarrassed)! If nothing else, use this thread to post good ~~gangbanging~~ barbecue ideas.

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