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McCain: (whispering) Wait, wait, it’s picking up. . . . .Umm, Hi . . . Sandra, Sandra Pallin, it’s John McCain calling. Wait, who? Oh. Sarah. What? Sandra Sarah? Sarah. Oh. Umm, Senator. Senator Palin, it was –
Unidentified Male: GOVERNOR.
McCain: What?!?
Male voice: It’s Governor.
McCain: I can’t hear you! Would you grow a pair?!
Male voice: Governor.
McCain: She’s a ****ing Governor?! . . . Governor Palin, uh, it was great to meet you, uh, that time that we, uh, met. I was wondering . . . if you’re not too busy, uh, these days, if you’d like to be my vice-presidential running mate. I am told you would shore up the evangelical vote and help with the female vote. You know, heh heh, I, heh heh, I personally think that Americans aren’t stupid enough to fall for straight-out pandering. But my advisors tell me otherwise.
Male voice: Okay, what you need to do is. . .
McCain: Stop whispering in my ear! (beep, beep, beep) Get out of here! . . . I’m sorry, Sandra. Uh, yes. Anyway, we’re gonna announce it on Friday. Now look presentable, don’t dress too slutty. But you know, definitely show a little cleavage.
Male voice: (unintelligible)
McCain: Oh, really? She is? Does she have nice gams?
Male voice: (unintelligible)
McCain: No, I’m just saying, depending on how long her skirt is. . . . Okay. Okay! Well, uh, Sandra, yeah, you know, show some chest. You know, don’t go crazy, but we wanna give them a good show. Oh, look, I’ve gotta get back to work here, but say hi to Arkansas for me. The Dems seem to think that it is in play, but especially with your support I’ll have the entire South –
Male voice: Senator McCain –
McCain: What?!?!
Male voice: It’s AK, not AR.
McCain: Who are you? Postmaster General? I see that it says AK. Arkansas!
Male voice: AK is Alaska.
McCain: (long pause). Uhh, she’s – she’s from ****ing Alaska?! Am I getting Punk’d here? Seriously, this is ****ing great.... Okay, say hi to Alaska for me. Heh, heh. Juneau what the capital of Alaska is? Heh, heh. Okay, okay, bye.
Male voice: Hang up. Hang up now. <SOUND OF PHONE BANGING ON TABLE>
McCain: Okay, I know how to hang up a phone!
<CLICK>
AUDIO
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