Tonight's Episode: "Little Morphin' Sarah and the Tower of Ifill"....

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Thursday October 02, 2008 · 7:53 AM PDT

2008/10/02 · 07:53

When we last saw our heroine, her mentor Daddy Warhero was about to do battle mano a mano with their arch enemy the Great Barack. In a fierce and often times vicious set to, Daddy Warhero, though badly wounded, managed to escape to fight another day. He also carefully avoided looking directly into the mesmerizing eyes of the Great Barack and thereby falling under the spell the Great Barack had cast over millions of good Americans.

Meanwhile Sarah, while fleeing the Great Barack's minions who are members of a secret society called MSM, was tricked into once again falling into the clutches of the evil witch, Couric. This time Couric subjected Sarah to brutal and intense interrogation in an effort to wring from her the sources of her powers and the to reveal the names of the documents which she consulted for her quest to free the nation from the evil grasp of the Great Barack.

And just when it looked that Sarah was about to break, suddenly Daddy Warhero appeared from nowhere and blanketed Couric with a fog of virtuous verbiage. Seizing the opportunity, Daddy Warhero whisked Little Morphin' Sarah away to her usual undisclosed location. He had to prepare her for the great battle she would face when she finally challenged the Great Barack's nefarious sidekick, the Biden.

And tonight that battle will be joined within the confines of the mystical Tower of Ifill where Couric's equally evil sister ( well half-sister actually), Ifill, will do everything in her power to help the Biden defeat Little Sarah. At the very last minute, Daddy Warhero was told by his informants that Ifill had already been compromised and mesmerized by the the Great Barack and was now eager to do his bidding. Curses!

Don't miss tonight's thrilling episode of "Little Morphin Sarah"!

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