What Does Bush Have in his Pockets?

CNN's website has a bit of a fluff piece on there today entitled, "What does Bush keep in his pockets?" An Argentine reporter asked Bush what he had in his pockets.

Apparently he only had a handkerchief. The article then goes on to say, "The Argentine reporter, who interviewed Bush at the White House with other journalists from the Latin American media, asked the president if he even had a watch.

"Si, Timex," Bush said, thrusting out his wrist to show off a timepiece that had his middle initial, W, on the face. "But I'm not supposed to be endorsing products."

Which begs the questions Kossacks, what does Bush REALLY have in his pockets? Feel free to respond, I'm sure the most creative answers will be rewarded amply with lots of "4"s.