This little item was buried deep within the recesses of the Business section of today's NY Times. It certainly doesn't warrant front page coverage but I found it rather amusing that the Times choose to run it all. I'm glad they did.
I don't know if any of you have noticed how Sarah Palin, aka the Aurora Borealis Babe, has been covered or maybe uncovered by the various male members of the Republican strategists, talking heads, and pundits. It gives a whole new meaning to the name FOX News. Some of it borders on outright porn. Take Rich Lowry for example the editor of the National Review. Here's what he wrote about the pulchritudinous Palin the other day:
From The Corner:
I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little star bursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.
Yikes! Talk about your multitasking. He probably used just one hand to type this piece while the other was occupied elsewhere. But he's not the only one. The lustful gleam that comes into the eyes of various and sundry Republican males on the TV news shows is unmistakable. And they can't stop themselves from describing each and every one of her feminine allures as if that alone qualifies her to be the next president vice-president. They just want to extend their masturbatory fantasies for a full four years. And then we have you-know-who in today's Times. (Sorry, unlike Larry Craig, I don't link to assholes.)
Kristol the Klown wrote a gushing Op-Ed piece entitled the "The Wright Stuff" as in Jeremiah Wright, get it. He's sooo clever. His column (you should pardon the expression) is one long love letter to sassy, sexy Sarah. While avoiding any overt references to her many feminine charms and attributes, one can discern the yearnings of a love-sick teenager lusting after Miss Palin his 10th grade phys-ed instructor. Oh, the Jeremiah Wright reference? It was just Bill's helpful hint that pretty Ms Sarah should maybe smear Obama with him as well as Bill Ayers. Just tryin' to be out there for ya...you betcha.
Given this tumultuous tsunami of testosterone that has swept over the male side of the GOP, is it any wonder that Obama now leads McCain 55-38 among women voters. And boy oh boy, just wait 'til those guys get home!
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