John McCain's First Product Endorsement

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Wednesday February 20, 2008 · 7:06 AM PST

2008/02/20 · 07:06

In a bold move, multinational manufacturer of personal care products for the elderly, Prostrate and Grumble^TM, has secured a contract with John McCain to endorse it's newest product, Grampers^© brand Adult Diapers.

A Spokesperson for P&G released the following statement:

"We are very excited about having John McCain joining the Prostrate and Grumble^TM team and endorsing our product, Grampers^© brand Adult Diapers. John has agreed to put our product through extensive testing for both capacity as well as durability. John plans to wear Grampers^© brand Adult Diapers exclusively over the next several months while he campaigns for President. Like his mentor former Presient and once CIA director George H W Bush, John McCain does not tolerate leaks."

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