theoria does d.c., plus worthless poll!

Yo!

Well, as Maura in VA has mentioned, there are plans brewing for a Kossack Happy Hour in D.C. on Friday, February 13th. Coincidentally (or not) I am flying into D.C. that afternoon for some much-deserved R&R, and to enjoy our nation's lovely capitol for the first time... and perhaps to party with some Kossacks.

I'm not sure where it's going to be yet (where in D.C., I mean) but I'm hoping to find out where Ashcroft hangs out so I can ply him with liquor and try to donate that DNA sample.

He knows he wants it.

So, if you want to have a good time and meet a handful (so far) of us, please visit this thread and contact Maura in VA.

CAUTION: Like most people that spend this much time hanging out on political blogs, I can only be a major disappointment in real life. If you are one of the multitudes that worship me, you may want to actually avoid D.C. that weekend. I'd hate to shake your world like that.

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See ya! (And I MEAN that!)

p.s. for those of you who still don't get it, I AM A GUY! Please don't show up expecting to hit on some chick that goes by the handle "theoria".