I got my weekly emailed newsletter from "The Daily Show" while I was out for lunch, and have to wonder whether the show's talent booker is laughing her/his ass off.
===== This Week on TDS =====
Monday, 7/25: SENATOR RICK SANTORUM, of Pennsylvania
Tuesday, 7/26: DIANE LANE, star of "Must Love Dogs"
And, of course, the money quote:
SANTORUM: ... That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality --
AP: I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about "man on dog" with a United States senator, it's sort of freaking me out.