First, Faux News brought us the War Against Christmas. Now, thanks to the patriots at Media Matters
, here's the tale of our next glorious struggle: Faux News's War Against Canada!
On the December 14 edition of Fox News' Your World, host Neil Cavuto presented a segment highlighting recent remarks by Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin that were critical of America's global environmental policies. To introduce the segment, Cavuto asked, "[C]ould our neighbors to the north soon be our enemies?" and he later inquired, "[H]ave the Canadians gotten a little bit too big for their britches?"
During the subsequent interview with Canadian lawyer and political analyst Patrice Burnett, Cavuto continually interrupted his guest and asked such questions as, "Do the Canadian people hate America as much as your politicians seem to?"
At one point, as Burnett asserted the prime minister's right to defend "Canadian values," Cavuto interrupted Burnett, exclaiming, "I beg you to stop!" Throughout the segment, on-screen text read: "CANADA: AN ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?"
Well, are you ready to fight the toque-wearing, hockey-mad eh-sayers of the Evil Empire of the North? Take the poll!